i love you so much aka i cant understand you because you have no teeth

Hey Amigos. So we´ve been staying at this Hostel since Sunday night. We got a sweet matrimonial suite with private bathroom and shower. And a TV. also, the hostel has free internet, breadfast included, and an awesome patio with a pool table.

ALSO, the guy who works at the desk is this short tiny little man who has no front teeth and who´s age we can´t even begin to estimate. His face is un poco froggish and he wears this shirt that says "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH". but like.....i can't understand a single word this guys says because....he has no teeth. I think even if I did speak a ton of spanish, i would still have problemas. so, why this cutie family that owns this place hired him as the customer relations man, i will never know.

Yesterday we had our breadfast and then walked to the coast and down the crazy hill (probably should have stayed on the path because we ended up in RAT HAVEN, it was gross. Luckily, we could just HEAR them and not SEE them). But the coast was awesome. We touched the Pacifico and collected some rocks. There were some surfer dudes that we watched for a while. The water seems a little cold for me.

Last night we played Doubles in Pool last night with Megan and Paul vs. Hannah and Marie. Frog man watched and tried to help us line up shots -- but it was kinda weird. THen it appeared that the washingmachine exploded and so he had to sweep up a bunch of water. Marie and Hannah totally won -- thanks to Marie's awesome shot at the 8 ball. Apparently Peruanos don´t play stripes and solids but something else having to do with ZONAS?? I duno.

Today, despues de desayuno -- we went to Huaca Pucllana -- these Lima culture ruins right in the middle of Miraflores. They uncovered lots of sacrificed womans...the tour guide said "the womans were fed die alcohol or halluciones and danced and were maybe buried alive in a circle." so yeah.

Then we had the BEST lunch we've had so far on the trip. Tacos with chicken and chorizo with a little salad on the side with a bunch of fresh avocado, pickled cabbage, and black beans. AAAND this place specialized in fresh smoothies. We shared one with peaches, strawberries, papaya and orange. QUE RICO!!!