Monday, December 28, 2009

jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell ROCK


our christmas at the beach was filled with TIDAL Waves of great joy...
here´s a lil christmas/season´s greetings from THE SHORE!


Here's Hannah opening her Christmas presents from Mer. She's got her Isle Taquile elf hat on. Feeling super festive.


Marie and her SUPER AWESOME POCKET RADIO!!!!


This was our Christmas morning spread of Santas, and Gnome, and the presents. NOTE! our little Pink Hamburguesa speaker. ITS AWESOME!

This was Christmas Eve ZUKE BAKE PARTY! Thats an olive in the center. Thats the electric oven our hostel owner Americo let us use. BEST ZUKE BAKE OF OUR LIVES.

Our first day in Mollendo. Hanging at the beach. Not very sunny that day, but we had plenty of sun for Christmas.

We saw a billboard on the side of the road that said ''La Navidad es Jesús'' and it just became our christmas motto. so yeah. that explains that.

Monday, December 21, 2009

white christmas, by hannah

dear santa claus aka papa noel,

Please bring me the original Home Alone, The Prestige, and Caddyshack (NOT DUBBED) on cable. Also, I would like everyone in my family to get GIANT bowls of soup before lunch and dinner, because that's what I will be having. 6 more 6.5 inch x 4 inch moleskine notebooks would really come in handy.

A small, yo-yo shaped, portable, ipod speaker like the israeli dude Adi had in Cuzco would be awesome, too. That way we could give Marie's fashion buds a break and listen to tunes on the beach and while we play cards.

I would like to at least SEE a 1 litro Fanta for once. Just Coca Cola and Inka Kola -- why??

I need more colors for my drawings, pleeeease.

WONDER YEARS BOX SET!

Also, I would like the weirdo boot rot between my toes to heal...A better pocket Spanish dictionary would be a practical gift. I hope that I see another UFO when I meet up with Lindsey because that would be AWESOME!

Please make sure they have Limonada and SALTY POPCORN at the beach.

DELIVERY CHEESE PIZZA!

I hope that Paula and Laila get some pretty yarn to knit more things: fingerpuppets and legwarmers?!?!?!

CHIFLES!

but most importantly, make sure to send Merry Christmas cheer to my new friends: Miguel Marcías, Paola, Demitrio, Irma, and Jefferson on Amantaní, and Rodolfo (the best Guia ever). and of course -- to all my loved ones back home. I wish I was carolling around a Christmas tree with you all RIGHT NOW! have a very wonderful, white christmas filled with PIES, STOCKINGS, TURKEY, EGG NOG, SHOVELLING, CHAMPAGNE, and PRAISINS!!! Miss you all and love you much.

Feliz Navidad,
Hannah

ps: i will be on the beach in Perú (Mollendo and Mejía) if you're looking for me. :)

MASH´n it up

We made it to the beach! We had been discussing where we should spend the holidays and decided rather than going to cuzco AGAIN we should find a beach. We´re in Mollendo, just outside Arequipa. We plan to head to Mejia, another beach spot, just 2 km away.

We have been to the canyon and back since we last blogged...We met up with Megan in Arequipa over a week ago.

The tres amiga were all feelin´a little peculiar...you know what that calls for...SPRITZER!!! It is a magical elixer with this equation: orange juice + sprite = SPRITZER. It cured Marie´s poop butt situation, Megan´s headache and got Hannah raving about it´s refreshing, thirst quench. We´ve had several spritzer parties since then. After the spritzer hang out session, we met up with two of Megan´s schoolmates at our hostel and drank some red wine. We had heard and smelled some hippies earlier that day and then outta know where some waltz to the patio table we were at and who was with them...FERNANDO! He was one of the artisans we partied with on the sand dunes in Huacachina til´dawn. What are the chances?

The next morning, we checked out of our hostel, stashed our giant backpacks and hopped on a bus headed to Cañon del Coca. It´s the WORLD´S DEEPEST (well, second by 150 meters to be exact) CANYON! Megan and Marie were super excited because they have never been to the Grand Canyon or any canyon for that matter. While waiting for the bus to depart Marie spotted a really attractive gringo. "I wonder what bus HE´S getting on.." Turns out cute boy and his friend were on our bus. We were a little weary about when to get off the bus and what city we should stay in for the night. Also, we were sold the last seats in the back of the bus which was actually convienet to see when people get off...and by people I mean the gringos.

We all got off in Cabanaconde, a larger pueblo in the desert. We approached the gringos to see where they were planning on staying and also to escape from this scary, carnie looking man who was handing out flyers for to recruite travelers to his hostel while he was chugging a drink called "ENERGINA" His name was Cesear and actually ended up saving Marie´s lil butt because she almost left her wallet at the hostel.

Entonces...the gringos turned out to be Belgian, Rob(HOTTT) and NYC, Seth. They found a different hostel than ours, but we all ate menu at our hostel and we went with them to drink some beer at their hostel. Both were really nice guys who were traveling after a reforestation project in Ecuador. The beligain said some ridiculously things to say about eddie murphy that we will never forget...

In the morning, we started our downwards hike into the canyon. It was epic and beautiful. The hard thing about canyon hiking is that what goes down, must come up ;) We realized when we were almost to the river that we DID NOT bring enough water. We all looked at eachother and realized we needed to ration out the water on the way back up...eek! When we got near the river there were rock signs with arrows that lead us to a swimming pool oasis. For about $1 we swam in the most beautiful pool that made us feel like 70s movie stars on a hollywood set. There were cascades, an alligator carved out of a tree trunk and a surrounding manicured green lawn. We also consumed the best AVOCADO salad with rice. After one last dip, we stared hiking back up.



It was Megan´s toughest, roughest most challenging hike of her life. Marie and Hannah were huffin´n puffin´too, mostly from the lack of drinkable water, but also because they had just hiked to Choquequirao for 4 days. Hannah had a brillant idea of filling up our empty water bottles from the cascade so we could douche our heads! Marie really got into duching her head...it really relieves you from the heat.

During one of our breaks a lively, nice hiker stopped and asked us if we were okay.."do you have enough water?" we said we had a little and he was nice enough to give us two apples from his pack. They were delicious and gave us the extra strength to finish the climb. On our way to the top after rationed-out sips of water we caught the end of the sunset. ¡MAGNIFICO! We finished the hard part before the sun set completely and then busted out our headlamps. We had to snake our way back to the pueblo by manuevering through terrace farms, dodging mule doo-doo-piles and avoiding strange animals bones. WE DID IT! Megan was so happy she made it and we all celebrated with SPRITZER! We then grabbed some papas fritas and saw part of Home Alone 2 on the tv in the restaurant. One of the peruvian cowboys was crackin´up to Kevin´s hilarious prankster antics.

The next day we took a bus back to Arequipa and booked a night bus to Puno. Two words: COLD BUS! it was freeeeeeeeeezing and not only did the bus company fjuck up our seats but the driver went over some scary bump that caused everyone to scream and yell "DESPACIO".

-above- Parque Pino, Puno

We arrived in Puno before dawn. The cab driver was a major asshole who took us to a crappy hostel...don´t need to get into that. We slept and checked out and found a better one. It was cozy, had a balcony, cable tv and private bathroom for s/15 each. We ate some good, not great, vegetarian food at a hare´krishna place called GOVINDA. On our way there we witnessed some crazy protest about worker´s and miner´s rights. Then we mosied in a moto (rickshaw) to the lake. We ate some popcorn and took in the view. Then we walked through a giant handicraft market and Megan found some amazing xmas presents. That night we consulted lonely planet for a fun place to go drink and hang out. We decided Positive Vibrations sounded like a winner. "I´m pickin´up POSITIVE VIBRATIONS..." It advertised itself as a rock n´reggae bar. Soon we found ourselves at the bar getting to know the young 20 year old bartender and it was his birthday! MAS CERVEZA POR FAVOR! Then this chico sat next to Marie at the bar and his english was really clear. After we told him our midwest states of origin and that we all knew eachother from the U of I he told us he lived in Fairfield, IA for 5 years...WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? So random! His name was Cesar and was really friendly and studied biology at Fairfield and now works for the government surveying a eco-project on the Bolivian side of Lago Titicaca.

After staying up wayyyyyyyy past midnight at Positive Vibrations we got some sleep and had to be at the dock at 7.30 AM to catch a boat to the islands. We ended up going with a tour agency, because it´s really the only way to get to the islands. Tres amigas are more down with D.I.Y traveling, but a tour we had to go. The tour was a 2 day-one night excursion that took us to the floating reed islands "UROS", Isla Amantaní, Isla Taquile.


The first day we saw the floating islands, Uros, which are really interesting and crazy. Our group was given a presentation with a diarama by a woman named Maria Louisa on one of the islands that showed how they were built.


The reeds rot from the bottom up so it´s important to keep stacking fresh reeds on the islands. We also tasted the reeds, similar to sweet celery. We took a lil joy ride with one of the islanders in a reed boat and then made our way to Isla Amantaní, where we would spend the night with a family. The island was beautiful and tranquilo. The islands in Lago Titicaca were formed by volcanos and look like little mountains in the lake. When the boat dropped us off at the dock we had to hike up to meet our families. The hillside was scattered with terrace farming, cows, sheep, flowers, etc.

Our family was an older adorable couple Demetrio y Paula and their daughter Irma and her son? Jefferson...gender uncertain.

We ate some awesome quinoa soup, chatted with Paula and giggled with Jefferson and then Hannah and Marie went to meet the group while Megan napped. We hiked to the top of Pachapapa, a temple at the top of the island where we took coca leaves, walked around the temple 3 times, thought about our wishes and desires, blew on the leaves and tossed them into the enclosed temple.


The view was unbelievable. Beautiful stone archways and the lake went on forever. So blue. Our guide was a horrible speaker, but this quote we still laugh about "As you can see we are surrounded by blue water. Blue Sky...it´s a blue world!" We watched the sun melt into the mountains beyond and the sky turned awesome shades of pink, orange and purple and we listened to lil chicos were playing panflute. We decended the temple hill and went back to our host families casa for some dinner. The soup and papas were just right...they weern´t ginormous, portions we like.

That night we were invited to fiesta with our host mom - Paula- but we had to wear traditional indigenous Amantaní wear. It consisted of large and warm pleated skirts, long tunic embroidered top and thick brightly colored, stripped waist belt. And a long black vail, with flowerly stiching at the bottom. It resembled something a nun might wear. We walked with Paula and our headlamp, there is little solar electricity on the island, to the building where we heard the music starting. The stars were insane! The sky looks so foreign and bright down here. We spotted another UFO to show Megan, but it wasn´t moving as crazy as the other one we saw. The fiesta consisted of chicos, who were all brothers, playing panflute, guitar, flute an the youngest one banged on the base drum with pride. We danced with Paula A LOT because she kept asking us to. The dance was mainly holding hands and moving round n´round in a circle to the beat of the music. If the music sped up, so did the circle of people. Marie even did the "hollogram" dance with a gorro wearing man who resembled the dude on the over of our PERU GUIDEBOOK!


We all slept like little babies that night. Like little lambs wrapped in wool. We got up with the roosters and the sun, ate some pancakes, said goodbye to our fam and then hopped on the boat and sailed to Isla Taquile. We all love lakes so much! We´re all ladies of lakes. When we got to Taquile, we hiked from the dock through the terraces. It was so peacuful and clean and beautiful and socialist and WHY CAN´T WE LIVE THERE?!?? We met our group in the town plaza and FINALLY Marie could show Hannah and Megan the freakin´ awesome floppy elf hats she had been talking about..forever! Marie´s dad has one that he only wears at xmas time and now Marie had grown up with that hat, knowing it came from such a special place and now is the proud owner of one. The men of Taquile take pride in knitting them. white symbolizes single. Red = married. Black = important authority.


-above- little boy on the right is wearing the ''single boy'' hat.

After the hat shopping, the tres amigas were up to their old antics of being prepared and brougght their own lunch from Puno. We had a picnic with pan y queso y palta sammiches! also, some warm coca-cola to wash it down with. We took in the views and loved all the cute lil houses on the hillsides made out of clay. Beautiful gardens and sheep "baaaa-ing" from all directions.

Fun FACTS:
-Lago Titicaca is the highest elevated navigable lake...EN TODO EL MUNDO!
-Men knit the most awesome stocking caps you´ve ever seen...en todo el mundo.
-Apperantly, there is a lost "atlantis" like city at the bottom of lago titicaca. Jacques Cousteau and his cronnies did some great dives there and claim the city was built for GIANTS. we´re talking like 6-7meters tall. it´s wacky n´wild
-TITI=peru CACA=bolivia
-sometimes you think you get a false bill or coin...but really it´s legit.
-Musical senstaion 4 NON BLONDES and their smash hit "what´s up" has gotta be one of the top 5 most popular songs in Peru right now





Some other highlights from our excursion with megan included, singing 4 non blondes, supremes and aladdin at a kereoke bar, drinking mas cerveza til´the rooster crows and watching the sun pop out of the lake´s horizon, hannah gettin sicky-icky, eating lots of delicious cake and saying goodbye to megan...i can´t believe she went to paris...to work for ralph lauren...ok maybe we´ve been watching too many episodes of friends...viva los años noventas!!!!!!!!


we miss you all and love you more. we´re off to eat ice cream and check out the beach.

peace, love and fannypacks!

p.s. la navidad es jesús.

Ode to Refresco

Why are you so slippery?
You take on so many different forms.
You stray from the norm-
-al refreshing beverage I'm used to.
Some say you're natural,
but you're served from garbage cans with ladels.
You remind me of purple drink.
Kool-Aid gone bad.
I can't see through you
and I feel like I don´t know you.

by Marie and Hannah

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Choquequirao: the hardest 4 day trek in Peru.

Hola Amigos y Familia!! We are back in Cuzco after our epic 4day, 3 night hiking/camping/ruin exploring adventure to Choquequirao. What a journey...

--aerial view of Choquequirao---

So, Friday morning we hooked up with our guide, Rodolfo, at the hostel at 5:30am. Caught a bus to near Cachora (3 hrs away from Cuzco) and then a taxi the rest of the way to the sleepy farming town of Cachora. In Cachora we had brunch, chatted with our guide, hooked up with our Cook/Mule driver, and then walked out of town to the trail to Choquequirao.

Our guide Rodolfo spoke Castellano (and a few words in English), but luckily was WAAAAAY more easy to understand than Agroman. He told us quite a bit of background about the Incas, about the town and people of Cachora, folkstories of the jungle people, and aliens, etc. Very knowledgeable guy. Really good 4 days of Castellano practice for the both of us, too.

So our first day of hiking was pretty easy, mostly flat. But the route to Choquequirao (which is Quechua for The Golden Cradle...from what Hannah could gather...) which, like Machu Picchu, is hidden deep in the jungle ontop of a mountain, took us over one mountain, down a valley to the river, over a bridge, and then up another mouintain...it was 32 km long basically. I would post photos but this stupid internet cafe doesn't allow that.

Okay, so the first night, our Guide was concerned because apparently the tent Marie and I brought is "for the beach" and he was pretty sure we were going to get soaked in the rain. We weren't took worried about it. Marie said, "I mean, I bought this tent on sale at Target because I was homeless. But it's been good to me from Minnesota, to the res in IC, to the Island." So, our campsite was about halfway down the first mountain. Day 2 of the hike is "the most difficult" because you have to walk down to the river, and then all the way up to the height of Choquequirao (I wish i had the altitudes for you...but i just don't. Trust me, it was really high). So we had to get a good night's sleep. We stayed up a little bit talking with Rodolfo about the 3 times he has seen ghosts on trail, including a one-legged gnome (el enano)! Delicious chiken dinner with soup appetizer. day one/night one: No rain.

Morning of the second day we were softly woken up at 4:30am by our Cook Julian Jorge. "Senorita Maria y Hannah? Quieren Matecitos?" So we had some hot tea to wake up. Bread, jam, instant coffee. Jorge packed us some snacks for the trail and we set out pretty early. Luckily, we payed a butt load so Jorge took care of packing up and setting up the tents and the mules carried all our mattresses, sleeping bags, and food. Good old mules. Which are apparently more safe than Horses -- who trip and fall a lot I guess.

So!!! Day 2 was pretty sunny and hot. And after getting to the river it was like 5 hours of climbing up-up-up-up. So many switchbacks. We took our time, though. We had lunch waiting for us about halfway up. Also, one of the dogs from the first campsite had taken a liking to us and followed us day 2. Our guide pointed out a lot of plants and animals including: a bug that lives on a cactus and is filled with natural skin tint (used for natural lipsticks), a tree (not native) that grows cotton (orangey colored) that marie and I played with to make moustaches, beards, etc), and a GIANT tarantula that Marie discovered while she was picking up a waterbottle cap. HUGE tarantula. Our guide was kinda freaked out by it actually. So after we finished our lunch and refresco we continued on (up. up. up. up. up. ouch to the max!!!) to the sleepy mountain village of Marampata. This was about 1 hour hike away from Choquequirao. We stayed in the yard of a cute mountain lady, who was Jorge's Aunt. Chickens, guinea pigs, mules, horsies, and dogs abound. Soft green grass terraces and an amazing view to soak in.

We actually arrived with a bit of daylight left so we hung out in the yard. A little 4 year old girl took an interest in Hannah's drawing and decided to do a big of drawing of her own. She drew a bunch of skribbles and dots and called them "Caballos".


--Day 2 campsite. Small mountain community.--

During dinner we talked about more folk stories and then the subject switched to ALIENS because HOLY FUCK WE SAW A UFO!!! Friends and Family, we cannot explain how crazy amazing this was. Marie looked out from under our grass hut roof to make a wish on the nights first star. "I really dont think that's a star, Marie. It's rising too fast." And as the night became darker, it became clearer and clearer that this thing was something else. Okay, so it was moving all about in the sky to the south. Up, down, left, right, and tinkling from green to red, to blue, to purple, to yellow. Our guide told us they are really common around this area. The locals don't really mind them, don't understand them, they are just a way of life. He also said that if you look at them in binoculars they have like a panel of lights 3 by 10 that blink on and off in all different colors. We believed in aliens before, but after seeing a UFO, its entirely different. Day 2/Night 2: No rain. Just SPACESHIPS!
Hannah and Marie both wanted to cry, laugh and call our dads to tell them about the UFO. Marie also got super inspired to write a sci-fi story about the incas contacting aliens and spaceships and all things magical.


--Rodolfo putting Dandylion Leche on Marie's wart. He knew a lot about natural medicines.--

DAY 3: FELIZ CUMPLEANOS de MARIA!!! we awoke surrounded in fog. We were really in a cloud forest. The roosters were a' crowin' and everything was tranquilo. Jorge made a MAGNIFICO desyuno which consisted of pancakes bigger than our faces and hot chocolate. Best birthday breakfast of Marie's life, with the best view once the clouds started to part to see mountains all around. After eating we packed up and headed to Choquequirao. The hike there was super mystical because of the foggy clouds, waterfalls with lil bridges to cross over and the sound of birds chirpping. Once we entered the ruins we stood in the plaza for a moment. Choquequirao is apparently larger in size than Machu Picchu and was recently discovered in like the late 70s and is only 20% uncovered, according to Rodolfo. Positively mindblowing that the Incas built this city on the side of this jungle mountain. We then headed down the side of the city to see the famous LLAMAS made of white granite on the sides of the terraces.

So beautiful, so amazing...so many photos. After that we hiked back up to the plaza and by then the sun was waking up from under the blanket of clouds. Rodolfo told us more about the temples near the main plaza and then we went to the top where the alter was. This was a grassy flat place where only shamans and the high priests went. Rodolfo had told us to find a tiny rock to bring for a special ceremony...this consisted of us sitting in a circle and stacking our rocks from biggest to smallest and then we held hands, meditated on the good and respect the beautiful place we were at. PACHAMAMA! Rodolfo burned some special wood, similar to the aroma of sage. It was mystical no doubt. Then we saw a tomb area where the Incas kept the mummies...mummy photos pending...

The Incas were so brilliant that they even had a special, efficent place where they stored food a.k.a grainery store house with windows so that the wind would blow in to keep the food cold, similar to a fridge. Those crazy Incas, up to their old antics, building a water canal as well. Wherever there is a temple, there is water nearby. Apperently, they have tried for 10 years to restore the water system, but no luck.

Then we kicked it in the plaza for a while, ate some snacks, Rodolfo enlightened us with more Incan folkstories and knowledge while Hannah drew some amazing views of the temples. We left soon after that and went back to the tiny village where we camped the night before to refill our water bottles. Day 3 was the hardest of all trekking because we basically climbed 2 mountains! Marie hiked til' she puked! She spotted a tarantula after lunch and then vommited up so much refresco. We decended the rest of the mountain slowly. It took a lot of water breaks, duching our heads in waterfall streams and will power. WE DID IT! we had to cross the rio in the dark with our headlamps and made it to camp safely with a few slips and falls.


--the only other people we saw on the trail and at the ruins. 2 peeps from Lima--

DAY 4: We awoke to Rodolfo and a teapot "mate?" Jorge was the man and made us pancakes again AND hot chocolate. Day 4 wasn't as intense, pretty easy, pretty flat and it felt like a good cool down from the other days. Once we reached Cachora we saw the festival Jorge and Rodolfo kept talking about. Pretty much everyone was drunk wandering around while a band was playing in the plaza. Everyone was drinking chicha, even lil kiddos who seemed drunk off of the sips from their mamas. We ate another delicous meal at this woman's casa/restarante where many people were drankin' chicha like there was no tomorrow. This was when we realized we were both in love with Jorge...so ripped, so strong, such a badass, amazing cook. whew! it didn't even bother us that he was missing a lot of teeth.

After eating and watching the town live it up for the festival we hopped in a taxi, met 2 other dudes from our travel agency and they took us to the thermal baths. We were a little weirded out that there was 3 dudes with us...but we ended up all swimming and playing different versions of the same volleyball game. It was refreshing and not too hot. It felt great for our mind, bodies and bug bites.

We headed back to Cuzco from the baths. Luckily we didn't have to listen to pop musical sensation "grupo cinco" the entire way and the radio station played all the jams: REM, knock knock knockin on heaven's door, etc.

Today we slept IN! We feel refreshed and not too sore, mostly stronger and accomplished.

We're meeting Megan in Arequipa soooon!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

fanny encounter

Cuzco has quite the nightlife. There are jazz clubs, discos, dive bars, etc. Last night we decided to hit up a sweet bar (that somehow is exempt from the no smoking indoors laws...i think it has to do with the camera that shows who's at the front door. security abound.) called Siete Angelitos. This bar is a favorite of tourists and Peruanos alike. Drink specials mostly all night, and free jelly shots for the ladies -- pretty sweet deal. So, last night a GRAND Reggae band was playing. We were enjoying the ambiance, chatting with our Peruano aquaintance FRED when I noticed some gringo fellas eyeballing us from across the bar. As we swayed to "Stir It Up" and reggae "Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heavens Door" apparently these guys were trying to figure out where we were from.

Eventually, they overcame their boyhood fears of approaching 2 smokin' hotties and asked "Ustedes hablan Ingles?" "SI! Claro." Evan and Joe were from California. They told us "We totally thought you guys were from Europe or something." Marie asked, "Why's that?" I mean, we're pretty All-American girls. I think most people can pin us for Yankees, but these guys were thrown off a bit. "Well, she's (Hannah) super tall, and you have those fannies. That's just kinda European."

Marie relayed all this back to me, "Yeah, dude -- the fannies totally fooled them. They thought we were European." All I could think to say was -- "Wow, if they thought we were European because of the fannies, just WAIT til they see our armpits." Fannypackers leave the razors at home.

Anyways, we got to talking with these fellers, they were nice enough and hamming it up with a few gringos seemed a nice change of pace. Apparently Evan is studying abroad in Santiago and his bro Joe was visiting him for a few weeks -- you know, hitting up the Inka Trail, Machu Picchu, little of this, little of that. Needless to say, the conversation centered around Fannies for a while. Evan happens to be a Fannypacker himself, "Yeah man, its just way better. I got pickpocketed in Santiago like TWICE before I got this fanny." His friend Joe was a bit afraid of being robbed when he first arrived, so like any good friend would do -- Evan bought him his very own Fanny. Evan told us while Joe sloppily danced to Reggae cover of James Brown's "Sex Machine", "He loves his fanny, dude. He sleeps with it everynight."

Spreading the Fanny Love where ever we go. Over and Out.